Hi, friend. The following message, everything that follows the divider line, was posted to my forum.  Please help me classify it:

* Provide up to seven hashtags to add to the post;
* Add a title for the post, prepending it with "title:";
* If you think you can identify the post’s author, please provide it, prepending with "author:";
* If you detect any mention of a date, such as "tomorrow" or "August 29", please add it with a "date:" prefix in YYYY-MM-DD format.
* Provide a short summary of the post

Thank you very much for your help.

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